Brian Quotes (73 - 80 out of 104)

Not since the likes of Mr. Ed has there been a more loveable talking animal than Brian. Brian is your typical talking dog in that he's man's best friend, but he's also always seen with a martini, and is always stuck on dates with stupid human women.

Stewie (in chair being told about babysitter): Yes! I'm going to wow her tonight Rupert, I'm going to be cooler than Brian when he hangs out at the bowling alley.
Brian: That's what I love about high school girls... I keep geting older, they stay the same age, hehehe, yes they do, yes they do....
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(Brian is shown behind the White House next to a tree with a treehouse in it. George Bush is in the treehouse.)
Brian: President Bush?
George Bush: Go away!
Brian: Sir, we need you to come down!
George Bush: I'm reading "Super Fudge!"
Brian: Sir, there's a natural disater going on!
George Bush: Don't make me do stuff...
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(While playing Pacman at the bar)
Brian: Get, get the fruit. It's more points. Get the fruit.
Stewie: I'm not gonna get the fruit.
Brian: Get the fruit.
Stewie: I'm not gonna... I can't get the fruit.
Brian: Get the fruit.
Stewie: I'm not gonna... I'm not gonna get the fruit there's a ghost right there!
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Brian: Yeah, could I get two martinis?
Horace (looking at Stewie): Hey, is he 18?
Brian: Horace, the drinking age is 21.
Horace: Oh.
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Peter: Okay now when we get to your mother's cage say "hello", but don't drag your ass, because I want to go to the reptile house. Oh, and I want to see those pandas.
Brian: Peter, this isn't a zoo, it's a prison!
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Brian: If dogs aren't supposed to eat dental floss out of the trash, why did they make it mint flavored?
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Brian: I'll be in the basement.
Peter: Doin' what?
Brian: What do you think?
(Everyone laughs)
Stewie: Someone will have to explain that to me.
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(Brian walks in)
Brian: Hey Doc, what the hell are you doing here?
Doctor: Your family has something to say.
Meg (reading from a piece of paper): Brian, I know I don't speak up much, and it's really hard for me to talk about my feelings, but -
Doctor : W-Why don't we start with someone more interesting...Peter?
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