Brian Quotes (81 - 88 out of 104)

Not since the likes of Mr. Ed has there been a more loveable talking animal than Brian. Brian is your typical talking dog in that he's man's best friend, but he's also always seen with a martini, and is always stuck on dates with stupid human women.

Brian: You know just because you guys sung for some drunkards at a karaoke bar, doesn't mean you have talent.
Peter: Oh whatever Brian, you're just ants at a picnic.
Brian: I'm what? I'm ants at a picnic?
Peter: Uh-huh.
Brian: Yeah, ok... just wanted to make sure I heard that right.
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(While playing Pac Man at the bar)
Brian: Get, get the fruit. It's more points. Get the fruit.
Stewie: I'm not gonna get the fruit.
Brian: Get the fruit.
Stewie: I'm not gonna...I can't get the fruit.
Brian: Get the fruit.
Stewie: I'm not gonna...I'm not gonna get the fruit there's a ghost right there!
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Brian: Whose leg do you have to hump to get a dry Martini around here?
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Brian: Ah, the old alma mater. I tell you, there's something magical about Brown.
Chris: Brown is the color of poo. Ha ha ha!
Brian: Yes. Yes it is.
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Brian: Sure I'll take some. God, What is this?!
Adam West: It's creamed corn, I brought it from home. I don't like the creamed corn they have here. It's too crunchy.
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Stewie (after imitating Rocky IV): You know, there are three hours until the exam.
Brian: Oh crap! And all we’ve done is work out!
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Brian: Peter, if you just let me talk, I'll explain to you why you shouldn't do this.
Peter: Later, later Brian, I gotta do something people will remember me for. Which is why I've invented a new type of flying machine.
Stewie: You know, I vaguely recall seeing footage somewhere of something exactly like this, which leads me to believe this probably won't work.
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Peter: Oh man, Lois is really pissed at me.
Brian: Yeah, who knew welfare fraud was one of her buttons?
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