Brian Quotes (89 - 96 out of 104)
Not since the likes of Mr. Ed has there been a more loveable talking animal than Brian. Brian is your typical talking dog in that he's man's best friend, but he's also always seen with a martini, and is always stuck on dates with stupid human women.
Brian: I didn't know there was going to be an open bar. And the guy really knew his stuff! He made me a mojito. I don't think it's a gay drink. Mo-ji-to...
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Stewie: Hey Brian, Marion just called you an alcoholic.
Brian: Oh yeah, well she just called you a homo!!
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Brian: There's a woodpecker on your head.
Keanu Reeves: Yeah, he comes and goes.
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Stewie (trying to act nice): Brian--knock knock!
Brian: This is stupid.
Stewie: Come on--knock knock!
Brian: Okay, who's there?
Stewie: It's Stewie and he's always going to be there for you!
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7.3 outta 10 (Over 94 votes)
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Brian: Hey, you know what might be a thrill for you guys?
Chris: Ooh, ooh, eating a pebble!
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7.2 outta 10 (Over 249 votes)
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Brian: Yeah, be the best damn hooker you can be.
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Stewie: Hey Bria...what?
Brian: I didn't say anything.
Stewie: Oh...I...I thought you...you interrupted...me. Don't interrupt me!
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7.2 outta 10 (Over 95 votes)
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Peter: There's gotta be an explanation for all this.
Brian: You want an explanation? God is pissed!
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7.1 outta 10 (Over 393 votes)
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