Brian Quotes (97 - 104 out of 104)
Not since the likes of Mr. Ed has there been a more loveable talking animal than Brian. Brian is your typical talking dog in that he's man's best friend, but he's also always seen with a martini, and is always stuck on dates with stupid human women.
Stewie (making fun of the contents of a candy jar at his grandparents' house): Oh, oh...look at this...a spare key for a Volkswagen Scirocco...they don't even make those any more! They don't even make that car anymore!! Whose keys are these?
Later...
Lois: Well it sure was nice of Mayor West to drop the kidnapping charges.
Brian: It's amazing. All he asked for in return was the key to a Volkswagen Scirocco.
Stewie: You're welcome!
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Lois: Brian, you're home early. What happened with your date?
Brian: The same thing that always happens, she was an idiot.
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Jasper (Brian's cousin): Do you like Sex and the City?
Brian: Yeah, it's an okay show.
Jasper: I wasn't talking about the show! OOOOOO! I'M NASTY!
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Joe: Are you wearing a girl's sweater?
Brian: Does that really matter right now?
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Stewie: Go on, hot wire it!
Brian: Hot wire? I don't even pump my own gas.
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Brian: I could take my sweater off too, but I think it's attached to my skin.
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Brian: Umm...where are the toilets?
New Yorker Editor: Oh, no one at The New Yorker has an anus.
Gary Coleman as Stewie: Whatcha talkin' 'bout vile woman?!
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Lois: A good breakfast is the foundation of a good day.
Brian: And a bad breakfast is the foundation of indigestion! HEYOOOOOOOOOO! Hi, I'm Brian.
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