Brian Quotes (49 - 56 out of 104)

Not since the likes of Mr. Ed has there been a more loveable talking animal than Brian. Brian is your typical talking dog in that he's man's best friend, but he's also always seen with a martini, and is always stuck on dates with stupid human women.

Hotel Manager: And this is the bathroom, but watch out we got some bad roaches here.
Red Roach: Hey, you're on our turf man!
Green Roach: Hey man! I'll cut you, I'll cut you up so bad you, you gonna wish I no cut you so bad!
Brian: Those are bad roaches.
Manager: I blame the schools.
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Peter: Have they ever shown him doing somebody in and then feeding on him?
Brian: You're asking me if they've ever done an episode where the Count kills someone, and then drinks their blood for sustinance?
Peter: Yeah.
Brian: No, I don't think they've done that one yet.
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Peter (to Brian before he gets neutered):I am not looking forward to what you're going to be like once they do this to you.
Brian (overweight and eating a box of chocolates): I LOVE chocolate...but I can't eat it because then I'll get fat. But it's SOOOO good!
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Brian: So how did she take it?
Peter: I told her she was fat.
Brian (hits Peter with rolled up paper): NO, NO!
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Chris: I don't have to listen to you! You're a dog! You don't have a soul!
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Brian: I'm not drunk, all right. I just have a speech impediment ... and a stomach virus ... and an inner ear infection.
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Brian: Peter, this is the final plague.
Peter: Good cause this is starting to get boring.
Brian: Peter, the final plague is the death of the first born son.
Peter: Oh no Stewie!
Brian: First born...
Peter: Meg!
Brian: Your daughter...
Peter: Chris!
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Brian: Hey, Peter, it's seven o'clock and you've still got your pants on. What's the occassion?
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