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Chris is the tubby, stupid, well-meaning son of the Griffins. Although he's usually just there for some quick jokes, he's had to the chance to fall in love and be a famous artist.

Mrs. Lockheart: "What do you see here Chris?"
Chris: "Two D's and an F."
Quote Rating: 8.6 outta 10 (Over 201 votes) - Vote Now!

Chris: Yea, we can live with you again even though you are a dangerous retard!
Peter: Chris, don't say retard. we preffer to be called 'little people' because there is nothing wrong with being mentally challenged. In fact, i've learned we are superior, above all you dumb brainy smarties , and one day you will beg us for mercy...and we will consider it.
Quote Rating: 8.6 outta 10 (Over 173 votes) - Vote Now!

(Peter walks out from the basement wearing a sterilization suit)
Chris: Oh my God! The government is here! Run E.T. run! (E.T. runs across the screen screaming.)
Quote Rating: 8.5 outta 10 (Over 145 votes) - Vote Now!

Chris: Doctor, I need you to get rid of this zit!
Doug (Chris's Zit): You traitor!
Doctor: Whoa, that's a doosie! I bet some of those awful kids at school call you Zit Face?
Chris: No
Doctor: Papa Zit?
Chris: No
Doctor: Pus Peak?
Chris: No
Doctor: Fat ass?
Chris: Well..yeah..
Doctor: TSk, tsk..oh, that's terrible!
Quote Rating: 8.5 outta 10 (Over 269 votes) - Vote Now!

Chris: I don't have to listen to you! You're a dog! You don't have a soul!
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Chris: Dad, can you help me with my math homework?
Peter: Math. Math my dear boy is nothing more than the lesbian sister of biology.
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Chris: What did you get from your boyfriends?
Meg: Oh you know from my boyfriend ,Prince William, I got this beautiful watch, and this diamond tiara, and a scepter...(goes crazy and runs away crying)
Stewie: She needs to get laid BIG TIME!
Quote Rating: 8.4 outta 10 (Over 232 votes) - Vote Now!

Chris (when Peter goes to attack Hugh Grant on the movie screen): Don't do it dad! He's bigger than you!
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