Chris Griffin Quotes (25 - 32 out of 62)
Chris is the tubby, stupid, well-meaning son of the Griffins. Although he's usually just there for some quick jokes, he's had to the chance to fall in love and be a famous artist.
(Chris jumps on Peter's lap)
Chris: Dad, the scouts are no fun. I just want to draw. Oh, and...
[kisses Peter]
Peter: Son, I am going to stand up, walk out of this room, and we are never to speak of this again.
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Chris: So .. ah .. what are you wearing? Ha ha ha ha ha WOW! I bet you could see right through that.
Lois: Chris, who are you talking to?
Chris: Grandma.
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Meg: I miss Uncle Patrick.
Lois: Don’t worry kids I promise we can visit him once a month
Chris: We’ll be his period.
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(Meg walks into the dining room with her new lesbian look).
Chris: Mom, why is the cable guy here?
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Chris: Can I go now? Stewie's gonna help me with my math homework.
Lois: Chris...he can't help you with your homework, he's just a baby!
Stewie: And I guess you're a Rhodes Scholar yourself. Where did you graduate from again, the University of DUH?!?!?
Max Weinstein:I'll help you with your homework son.
Peter: My God!!! Is there nothing you people can't do, except you know... manual labor???
Lois: What a horrible thing to say! They built the pyramids!
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Chris: When I stick this army guy with the sharp bayonette up my nose, it tickles my brain. Hah hah hah ... ow. Oh, now I don't know math.
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Chris: My name is Chris, I'm suppost to be on my best behaviour tonight and not mention poo.....
Oh God, what have I done?
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Brian (as Mark Twain): Well kids I better be getting back to the 1800's in my time steamboat (goes behind the desk).
Brian: Sorry I'm late. Did I miss anything?
Chris: Yeah! Captain Crunch was here!
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