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Chris is the tubby, stupid, well-meaning son of the Griffins. Although he's usually just there for some quick jokes, he's had to the chance to fall in love and be a famous artist.

(Doorbell rings)
Chris: Matthew Mcconaughey?
Matthew Mcconaughey: Yeah, I'm lookin' for a guy named Stewie--
(Arrow hits him in the eye)
Matthew McConaughey: OWWWWW!
Stewie: Chris, grab his legs! I've gotta bury this thing!
Chris: But I--
Stewie: GRAB HIS LEGS!!!
Quote Rating: 8.3 outta 10 (Over 105 votes) - Vote Now!

Chris (talking to Peter): You're just running away from your troubles by being here!
Peter: What are you talking about? Meg's right
Quote Rating: 8.2 outta 10 (Over 329 votes) - Vote Now!

Chris: I'm so hungry I could ride a horse. I don't get it. Well, I could ride it to the store, I guess.
Quote Rating: 8.2 outta 10 (Over 365 votes) - Vote Now!

Government Agent: You're mentally unfit to take care of your children.
Peter: NO!
Chris: NO!
Meg: NO!
Stewie: FINALLY!
Quote Rating: 8.2 outta 10 (Over 206 votes) - Vote Now!

Chris: Dad, I tried to go to school but this guy won't let me.
Peter: Oh yeah? Him and what army?
Chris: The U.S. Army.
Peter: Oh, that's a good army.
Quote Rating: 8.2 outta 10 (Over 336 votes) - Vote Now!

Chris: Dad, you should invent the frisbee, that's an awesome toy.
Meg: Chris, the frisbee is already invented.
Chris: Then how come I never heard of it?
Quote Rating: 8.1 outta 10 (Over 384 votes) - Vote Now!

Chris (looking at the Twinkie in his hand): I'm going to turn you into poo.
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Chris: My dad is smarter than your dad.
Meg: We have the same dad idiot!
Chris: Yeah, but mine's smarter!
Quote Rating: 8.1 outta 10 (Over 218 votes) - Vote Now!

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