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Chris is the tubby, stupid, well-meaning son of the Griffins. Although he's usually just there for some quick jokes, he's had to the chance to fall in love and be a famous artist.

(Lois is teaching Chris, Stewie and Meg and notices a note being passed.)
Lois: Chris read that note.
Chris: "I think Mrs. Griffin is hot."
Lois: Go to your room!
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Brian: Ah, the old alma mater. I tell you, there's something magical about Brown.
Chris: Brown is the color of poo. Ha ha ha!
Brian: Yes. Yes it is.
Quote Rating: 7.7 outta 10 (Over 469 votes) - Vote Now!

Peter: I feel kinda guilty, giving Chris his first taste of beer...but you turned out okay, right pal?
Chris: I'm gonna go get wasted.
Quote Rating: 7.6 outta 10 (Over 145 votes) - Vote Now!

Chris: What's a library, dad?
Peter: Oh, it's just a place where homeless people come to shave and go BM.
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Chris: Oh, I hate vegetables.
Lois: Honey, they're good for you.
Chris: Oooh, they taste like a monkey, a monkey that's past its prime.
Quote Rating: 7.6 outta 10 (Over 213 votes) - Vote Now!

Chris: Where do you think you go when you die?
Sam: I learned in church that if you're good you go to heaven, but if you're bad you go to a place where the dead believe they're still livin' and they pray for death but death won't come.
Chris: UPN?
Quote Rating: 7.5 outta 10 (Over 330 votes) - Vote Now!

Genie: I am here to grant you three wishes.
Lois: Peter, three wishes. Oh this is so exciting.
Meg: I want a new hat.
Chris: I want a new hat.
Stewie: I want them to have new hats!
Quote Rating: 7.4 outta 10 (Over 645 votes) - Vote Now!

Chris: What do you do at a Young Republicans meeting?
Alyssa: We help those who already have the means to help themselves. Also, we perpetuate the idea that Jesus chose America to destroy non-believers and brown people.
Chris: I don't know why, but I feel safer already.
Quote Rating: 7.3 outta 10 (Over 220 votes) - Vote Now!

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