Chris Griffin Quotes (57 - 62 out of 62)
Chris is the tubby, stupid, well-meaning son of the Griffins. Although he's usually just there for some quick jokes, he's had to the chance to fall in love and be a famous artist.

Brian: Hey, you know what might be a thrill for you guys?
Chris: Ooh, ooh, eating a pebble!
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7.2 outta 10 (Over 249 votes)
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Chris: I never knew anyone who went crazy before, except for my invisible friend, Col. Schwartz.
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Chris: It's partially an expression of my teenage angst...but mostly, it's a moo cow!
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7.0 outta 10 (Over 172 votes)
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Chris: What'd you see...Was it breasts?!
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6.9 outta 10 (Over 121 votes)
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Chris: Why am I so awkward!?
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Chris: I don't think I like feet as much as you do.
Quagmire: Everybody likes feet.
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5.6 outta 10 (Over 484 votes)
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