Death Quotes (1 - 8 out of 8)
Whether he's voiced by Adam Corolla or Norm Macdonald, Death is strangely a fairly regular character show on Family Guy. What other show has featured death in so many episodes?
Death (takes a sip from mug and spits it out): Geeze, what did you make this hot cocoa with, crap?
Lois (sighs): Well if you want me to make it again...
Death: No, no. I'm sorry, It's just that I assumed that you were going to make it with milk, not crap.
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8.7 outta 10 (Over 224 votes)
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Death: You can't tell anyone that I'm here. For if you do, the consequences could be dire.
Peter: Go on ...
Death: That's it.
[to Lois]
Death: God, what do you see in him?
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8.7 outta 10 (Over 416 votes)
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Peter: Hey how did you get that?
Death: It was mailed to me by your HMO.
Peter: Woah, just because my doctor was hitting on me doesn't mean you have to call him names.
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8.4 outta 10 (Over 156 votes)
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Peter: I'm not afraid of anything, I laugh in the face of Death. See HAHAHAHA.
Death: Oh great! Thanks a lot. As if it wasnt already hard enough to fit in.
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8.1 outta 10 (Over 866 votes)
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Lois Griffin: Why are you here? The doctor said Peter was fine.
Death: Yeah, well, I guess he would know. I mean, after all, he is a doctor, and I'm just --DEATH.
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7.9 outta 10 (Over 353 votes)
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Stewie (to Death): Love your work.
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7.8 outta 10 (Over 185 votes)
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Lois: Here, Death. I brought you some Tylenol.
Death: Oh, great. I asked for Advil, but you know, Tylenol, whatever.
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7.3 outta 10 (Over 90 votes)
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Death to Peter (when he tries on pants): See?! This is why I don't like shopping! I have no butt! I'm MINUS A BUTT!!
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6.5 outta 10 (Over 171 votes)
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