Guest Stars Quotes (17 - 24 out of 74)
Whether it's a talking chicken or a famous character like Scooby Doo, Family Guy is always ready with an awesome guest star.
Quagmire: "Hey there little lady. Why don't you turn around and show me your Lower East Side."
Woman (man voice) : "Sure."
Quagmire: "Whoa, transvestite, back off! Wait a minute...pre-op or post-op?"
Woman: "Pre-op."
Quagmire: "Whoa, transvestite, back off!"
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(the Griffins are watching tv and a commercial comes on.)
(Kids eating cereal; Trix rabbit comes by)
Girl: Silly rabbit! Trix are for kids!
Trix rabbit: You share! (Beats up kids and takes cereal.)
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Peter: As we all know, Christmas is that mystical time of year when the ghost of Jesus rises from the grave to feast on the flesh of the living! So we all sing Christmas Carols to lull him back to sleep.
Bob: Outrageous, How dare he say such blasphemy. I've got to do something.
Man #1: Bob, there's nothing you can do.
Bob: Well, I guess I'll just have to develop a sense of humor.
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Gepetto: Whoops, I dropped my glasses. (Bends down, butt facing Pinochio.) Oh, by the way Pinochio, there were some cookies missing from the jar. Uh, did you take them?
Pinochio: No, pa. I didn't.
Gepetto: Are you sure you didn't?
Pinochio: No, pa. I'd never lie to you.
Gepetto: Are you sure? I mean, you could lie to me. And who knows? You may even get away with it.
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Quagmire: I felt guilty once, but she woke up halfway through.
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Congressman: Cigarettes killed my father, and raped my mother.
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(Bert and Ernie from Sesame Street are seen in a TV show call Homicide: Life on Sesame Street).
(phone rings)
Bert: Hello? (pause for a moment) Son of a bitch, I'm on my way. (Gets up to put some pants on and then starts drinking).
Ernie: I wish you wouldn't drink so much Bert.
Bert: Oh yeah? Well I wish you wouldn't eat all the cookies in the DAMN BED!
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Kidnapper: You know I've got some candy in my van if your kid wants some.
Lady: Oh great! (She's about to hand kid to kidnapper...) Huh! Wait a second!
Kidnapper: Aww, you got me! You got me! Oh...
I'll get him though, I'll get him.
Lady: I bet you will! I bet you will...
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