Guest Stars Quotes (25 - 32 out of 74)
Whether it's a talking chicken or a famous character like Scooby Doo, Family Guy is always ready with an awesome guest star.
Meg: Hi, Craig. Umm, I was wondering if maybe you would want to, I don't know, go out sometime?
Craig Hoffman: Huh, that's about as likely as me playing by someone else's rules besides my own. Which I would never do. I play by my own rules, nobody else's, not even my own.
Meg: How 'bout a movie?
Craig: I don't go out with dudes.
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Ugly Girl: You mean I could be a prostitute?
Brian: Yeah sure, but in your case I would get the money up front.
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Mrs. Lockheart: "What do you see here Chris?"
Chris: "Two D's and an F."
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Stewie: What are the stakes of this wager?
Brian: Why don't you just shut up for about a week?
Stewie: Excellent, and if I win?
Brian: I wasn't betting. Why don't you just shut up for about a week?
Stewie (pause): You're on.
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(Walt Disney drawing Minnie Mouse and gives her a dirty look)
Minnie Mouse: Do I--do I have to?
(starts pulling dress off)
Walt Disney: You wanna be a star, don't you baby?!
Minnie Mouse: (Whimpers and dress falls to the floor.)
Walt Disney: Yeah, that's it! (Draws.)
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Hotel Manager: And this is the bathroom, but watch out we got some bad roaches here.
Red Roach: Hey, you're on our turf man!
Green Roach: Hey man! I'll cut you, I'll cut you up so bad you, you gonna wish I no cut you so bad!
Brian: Those are bad roaches.
Manager: I blame the schools.
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(Flashback to a school in what looks like Pilgrim times. A girl gives an answer to a math question.)
Teacher: That's correct. A girl answered a math problem. You know what that means. A WITCH!"
Kids: WITCH! WITCH! WITCH! WITCH!
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(Keebler elves inside tree house)
Gandpa Keebler: We attack the Rice Crispy Kids at dawn
(Scene goes to Krakel and Pop beat up in a bar)
Krakel: You saved my ass back there man!
Pop: Yeah,yeah man I know.
Krakel: They came out of the trees man,they came out of the trees!
(both sip drinks)
Krakel (to Snap): Man,to Snap!
(both toast glasses)
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