Guest Stars Quotes (49 - 56 out of 74)
Whether it's a talking chicken or a famous character like Scooby Doo, Family Guy is always ready with an awesome guest star.
Schnieder: Oh, I'll fix your sink Ms. Romano, and by "fix your sink" I mean I'll have sex with you, and by "have sex with you" I mean I'll fix your sink, and by "sink" I mean your reproductive organ, and by "reproductive organ" I mean the thing between your knees, and by "the thing between your knees" I...well I guess that one's kind of self-explanatory.
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8.0 outta 10 (Over 103 votes)
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Mrs. Lockheart: How's your oatmeal honey?
Husband: It's fine. Oh my god! There's a bear in my oatmeal!
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7.9 outta 10 (Over 172 votes)
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Peter: Boy, I haven't been this creeped out since I saw that episode of Star Trek.
(Cut to shot of USS Enterprise-D orbiting some planet, then cut to bridge of Enterprise)
Captain Picard: Number One.
Commander Riker: Yes, Captain.
Captain Picard: Let me ask you something. If I whispered in your ear that Commander Worf's head looks like a fanny, would you join me in a laugh?
Commander Riker: Yeah, I could get in on that.
Captain Picard: All right! Here it comes! (Shouting despite using a whispering gesture) Commander Worf's head looks like a fanny!
(Everyone laughs)
Commander Worf: You can both suck my ridges.
Captain Picard: Oh, get a sense of humour, Rocky Dennis.
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7.8 outta 10 (Over 63 votes)
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Tricia: So Meg, how does it feel to be the center of attention?
Meg: Oh my god, you talkin to me? Are you talkin to me? (gasp) Ok, Ok, well, I thought a lot about it, and I...
Tricia: And here comes David Bowie!
Tricia: David, what bings you all the way to...
David Bowie: Shhhhhh! Oh baby, just you shut your mouth.
Tricia: Ooooh!Me love to meet Ziggy Stardust!I take you home!I make you fish ball soup!Fish ball!
Tom Tucker: Thank you, Tricia, for setting your people back a thousand years...
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7.8 outta 10 (Over 164 votes)
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(Lois throws Mr. Lockhart over the bridge into the water.)
Fish 1- You know what I hate more than anything? A Guy in a blue suit.
(Fish 2 glances behind fish 1)
Fish 1- There's one right behind me isn't there?
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7.8 outta 10 (Over 153 votes)
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(Brian and Stewie come up to the crowd around the well.)
Man: There's a little girl stuck in that well. Unfortunately no one's arms are long enough to reach her except for that one guy, but he's helping that woman tickle a midget in a tree.
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7.7 outta 10 (Over 135 votes)
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Peter: Huh, whoever thought that getting drunk at a stag party would get me $150,000 dollars a week from the government?
Brian: That's why I don't vote.
Peter: Heh, maybe someone down there was drinking too eh?
(Flashes to a press conference with Clinton)
Reporter: Uh, Mr. President, why do you think that the American public continues to support you throughout these impeachment precedings?
(Moves to Clinton holding a Martini)
Clinton: Uh, Probably cuz your so fat! (laughing) Uh huh huh huh huh huh.
Quote Rating:
7.7 outta 10 (Over 110 votes)
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(Cleveland is about to smash Quagmire with a baseball bat. Then he looks around at, Meg, Chris, and Lois, who all have frightened faces. Then Darth Sidius appears.)
Darth Sidius: Good, good. Let the hate flow through you.
Lois (pushing him away): You're not helping.
Quote Rating:
7.7 outta 10 (Over 250 votes)
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