Guest Stars Quotes (57 - 64 out of 74)
Whether it's a talking chicken or a famous character like Scooby Doo, Family Guy is always ready with an awesome guest star.
The Pope: You makea da pope look a like a fool. God will make you pay. (Looks to the sky and points down at Stewie and Brian) Smite them! (Aafter looking at the sky for a few seconds): He's a cookin a somethin' up.
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7.7 outta 10 (Over 73 votes)
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Meg: Wow, Jimmy! That was everything Ladies Home Journal said it would be.
Jimmy Fallon: Heh awesome. Great...thanks. Umm...ya know there's--there's something....(laughs)...There's something I gotta tell ya. Being with you just made me feel so aLIVE FROM NEW YORK IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT!!!
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7.6 outta 10 (Over 108 votes)
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TV Announcer: It's The D[bleep]Van D[bleep] Show!
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7.5 outta 10 (Over 213 votes)
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Steve, an inmate, comes to kill Peter, Joe, Quagmire, and Cleveland, but they left before he got to their cell.
Steve: Huh, they're all gone. Oh well, hey I wonder what this feels like. [Stabs himself] Oh god that hurts!!! So thats what I've been doing to people??? I belong here.
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7.5 outta 10 (Over 155 votes)
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Hotel manager: Open up or I'll hit you with this blunt instrument I use to hit dead-beats with bad credit cards. Well, it's not an instrument, it's more of an object, but it's blunt, hard and blunt, and well ... it's kinda like a bat. I found it out back one day when I was raking.
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7.5 outta 10 (Over 291 votes)
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Mr. Lockheart: "Oh my God there is a bear in my oatmeal!"
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7.4 outta 10 (Over 196 votes)
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Pope - No one embarrasses the Pope and gets away with it [Looks up at the sky], SMITE THEM!
(waits for a few seconds)
Pope - He's cooking up a something good!
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7.3 outta 10 (Over 1256 votes)
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Black man: So, it's agreed, we'll keep on pretending to like pigs' feet simply to confound the white man.
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7.3 outta 10 (Over 233 votes)
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