Guest Stars Quotes (65 - 72 out of 74)
Whether it's a talking chicken or a famous character like Scooby Doo, Family Guy is always ready with an awesome guest star.
Jesus: Okay everybody, for my next miracle, I'm going to turn water...into funk!
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7.0 outta 10 (Over 56 votes)
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On the Red Carpet, a reporter to Kool Aid and Drew Barrymore: Hey Kool Aid!
Kool Aid: Oh yeah!
Reporter: Things going well with Drew?
Kool Aid: Oh yeah!
Drew Barrymore: We have so much fun and he keep my tounge really red. (Stick out tounge, is red), See?
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6.9 outta 10 (Over 62 votes)
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FCC:...like when Ozzy Osbourne stopped biting the heads off of bats.
Ozzy Osbourne:Before I start I'm gonna eat this whole sandwich. (starts eating sandwich) I'll finish it later!
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6.8 outta 10 (Over 245 votes)
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Jasper (Brian's cousin): Do you like Sex and the City?
Brian: Yeah, it's an okay show.
Jasper: I wasn't talking about the show! OOOOOO! I'M NASTY!
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6.8 outta 10 (Over 99 votes)
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Lee Majors: What? Women are things.
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6.8 outta 10 (Over 272 votes)
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FCC Suit 1: Gentlemen, we got 20 calls about the David Hyde-Pierce incident. And as you know, one call equals a billion people, which means 20 billion people were offended by this. Needless to say, something must be done.
FCC Suit 2: Perhaps we should ask the chairman.
FCC Suit 1: Good idea. (to the chairman) Uh, sir, we're wondering what course of action you recommend regarding the Hyde-Pierce incident.
Cobra Commander (the chairman): You've got to censor television, you fools! Now, follow my orders!
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6.4 outta 10 (Over 158 votes)
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Brian: Umm...where are the toilets?
New Yorker Editor: Oh, no one at The New Yorker has an anus.
Gary Coleman as Stewie: Whatcha talkin' 'bout vile woman?!
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6.4 outta 10 (Over 180 votes)
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Peter: Dad, to be honest, I don't like you either. Aw, jeez, that's a terrible thing to say. I guess I am going to hell, huh.
The Pope: Peter, the good lord said to honor thy father. He never said anything about liking him.
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6.2 outta 10 (Over 322 votes)
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