Lois Griffin Quotes (97 - 104 out of 117)
Lois is hot even though she has a sandwich for a nose. She comes from a rich family and married Peter for his free spirit and not his studly good looks as often rumored. Lois can whoop ass when needed and loves her family. Way cooler than Marge.
Lois:Peter i'm worried about Meg. She might get a coke addiction.
Peter: No coke, Pepsi.
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Lois: So Meg, did you do anything interesting last night.
Meg (trying to think of something to say): Oh...yeah. I went out with this real nice guy...whose name is...Ronnie...Mitchell-...stork......and he's the captain of the...soccer...ball...team.
Lois: OK, as long as you're having (hehe)...safe (hahaha)...sex (HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA). Ooh, YOU LITTLE LIAR!
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Lois: Peter, you're bribing your daughter with a car?
Peter: Ah, c'mon, Lois, isn't "bribe" just another word for "love?"
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Lois: Stewie, did you unhook mommy's bra?
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Lois: Aren't you upset that your wife cheated on you with your best friend?
Cleveland: Better with Quagmire than someone she could get a disease from.
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Lois: Here, Death. I brought you some Tylenol.
Death: Oh, great. I asked for Advil, but you know, Tylenol, whatever.
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Lois: Are you Kate Moss? For someone with no breasts, you've done very well for yourself. Good for you.
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Lois: My daughter needs a makeover like there's no fricking tomorrow.
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