Lois Griffin Quotes (113 - 117 out of 117)
Lois is hot even though she has a sandwich for a nose. She comes from a rich family and married Peter for his free spirit and not his studly good looks as often rumored. Lois can whoop ass when needed and loves her family. Way cooler than Marge.
Lois: I know you don’t like broccoli Stewie, but you'll thank me when you grow up big and strong like your father.
Stewie: A compelling argument. You've swayed me, woman. Mmmm. That is good. Oh I feel stronger already. Mmmm it's good tasting and good for you.
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6.6 outta 10 (Over 56 votes)
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Lois: Kids, your grandfather's ears are not gross and they are certainly not an enchanted forest.
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6.5 outta 10 (Over 299 votes)
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Peter: Lois, this is my new friend Max Weinstein. He's Jewish
Lois : Oooooooooh, how exotic!
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6.3 outta 10 (Over 150 votes)
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Lois (before peter goes on stage): Here's a little something for good luck. (Peter gets ready to kiss her)
(lois sticks a beer bong in his mouth)
Lois: NOW GO!
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6.1 outta 10 (Over 70 votes)
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Lois: A good breakfast is the foundation of a good day.
Brian: And a bad breakfast is the foundation of indigestion! HEYOOOOOOOOOO! Hi, I'm Brian.
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5.9 outta 10 (Over 63 votes)
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