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Sure she's not popular, funny, or even good looking, but at least she's...there. Oh and she has the power to grow her fingernails. Sweet.

Meg: Oh my God, we're gonna die! There's so much of life I haven't experienced. I never even got the chance to be some drunk college guy's last resort.
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Cecilia: Neil is such an amazing guy. We just make an absolutely perfect couple.
Meg: You know...Neil liked me first and I was gonna go out with him when I was ready to settle for him. Get your own spaz!
(Meg walks away)
Gym teacher: All right ladies enough chit-chat. Take it off, get in the shower, and bounce around for me.
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Lois: So Meg, did you do anything interesting last night.
Meg (trying to think of something to say): Oh...yeah. I went out with this real nice guy...whose name is...Ronnie...Mitchell-...stork......and he's the captain of the...soccer...ball...team.
Lois: OK, as long as you're having (hehe)...safe (hahaha)...sex (HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA). Ooh, YOU LITTLE LIAR!
Quote Rating: 7.4 outta 10 (Over 73 votes) - Vote Now!

Genie: I am here to grant you three wishes.
Lois: Peter, three wishes. Oh this is so exciting.
Meg: I want a new hat.
Chris: I want a new hat.
Stewie: I want them to have new hats!
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Meg (to Peter): You can't sell me you fat son of a bitch!
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Meg: Give it to me, give it to me, Neal.
Neal: That oughta work just fine. (Shuts off hidden tape recorder.)
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Meg: I like him, he remembers my name!
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