Peter Griffin Quotes (193 - 200 out of 362)

Peter is the head of the Griffin family household. He is one of the most typical males imaginable. He's fat, loves Pawtucket Beer, and is always there for some good physical comedy. Peter used to work at a toy factory and now we're just not sure what he does...

Quagmire: Hey Peter, uhh you have a card for if you transfered V.D. to somebody.
Peter: Uhh lets see here...uhh yep, "Sorry I accidentally gave you V.D."
Quagmire: Huh, that's all you have is accidental huh? All right I'll take it.
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Lois: I just wish my opinion mattered to you.
Peter: Well, the important thing is, it matters to you, and that's the greatest gift of all.
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Peter: I'm getting an Audi!
Brian: Peter, there's a "T." That says "audit."
Peter: No, Brian, it's a foreign car, the "T" is silent. Sweet, I'm getting an Audi!
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Brian returns home with the bachelorette.
Peter: Brian! Welcome home you son-of-a-bitch! So did you lose? Oh, you gotta tell me all about it. Hey, how was bachelorette? Was she a dumb bimbo like you said? But with a big rack?! Ha-ha-ha! C'mon in, you gotta tell me everything! I bet your stories make me laugh so hard I shoot milk outta my nose!
Brian (uncomfortable): Uh, Peter, this is Brooke, the bachelorette. She's, uh, having dinner with us. I went over with this with you a few minutes ago.
Peter: A-ha-ha-ha-ha!! (shoots milk out of his nose onto Brian)
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(During church, as the pastor reads from the bible, Peter starts throwing bibles at people.)
Peter: BIBLE FIGHT!!!!!!!
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Peter: If I were half the parent Brian is I would know that Chris's favorite ice cream is...
Brian: Chocolate chip.
Peter: And I'd know that Stewie's favorite bedtime story is...
Brian: Good Night Moon.
Peter: And I'd know that Meg's real father is...
Brian: Stan Thomson.
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Lois: Oh my God, my baby's drunk!
Peter: No I'm not! Oh--him. Yeah, he's a real lightweight.
Stewie: I'm tired and I want to go to bed. Everybody! I'm drunk and I wanna go to bed. Just the women!
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Hotel Guy: You're Mel Gibson?
Peter: Yes, I gained a few pounds for my next role. I play Peter Griffin, a heroic warrior who defied the English, to free England from the English
Hotel Guy: Oh, right this way Mr. Gibson!
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