Peter Griffin Quotes (233 - 240 out of 362)
Peter is the head of the Griffin family household. He is one of the most typical males imaginable. He's fat, loves Pawtucket Beer, and is always there for some good physical comedy. Peter used to work at a toy factory and now we're just not sure what he does...
Peter: C'mon, let's go drink 'til we can't feel feelings anymore.
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Peter: Brian, it's moments like this that make me sad you're gonna die fifty years before I do.
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Chris (talking to Peter): You're just running away from your troubles by being here!
Peter: What are you talking about? Meg's right
here.
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Peter: [giving a speech running for school board] This is life so go and have a ball. Because the world don't move to the beat of just one drum. What might be right for you may not be right for some. You take the good, you take the bad, you take them both and there you have ... my opening statement. Sit, Ubu, sit. Good dog.
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Peter: (Sees a city worker putting up a "Special Dad" sign in their front yard that has a picture of a dad chasing a ball across the street.) Why are they trying to publicly humiliate-- ooh, shiny red ball. (Peter chases after the ball into the street causing cars to crash into each other.)
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Government Agent: You're mentally unfit to take care of your children.
Peter: NO!
Chris: NO!
Meg: NO!
Stewie: FINALLY!
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Peter: Wait, wait, wait, wait a second. You're tellin' me that I came all the way to Kentucky to get some of your fried chicken, and the Colonel isn't even workin' today?!?
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Peter: Y2K? What are you selling, chicken or sex jelly?
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