Peter Griffin Quotes (241 - 248 out of 362)
Peter is the head of the Griffin family household. He is one of the most typical males imaginable. He's fat, loves Pawtucket Beer, and is always there for some good physical comedy. Peter used to work at a toy factory and now we're just not sure what he does...
Lois: I'm worried about Meg. She's spiraling out of control, I mean what if she develops a coke habit ?"
Peter: No Coke, Pepsi!
(Lois walks away)
Peter: Aww, come on! You set me up for that one!
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Brian: Face it Peter, you get competitive about everything.
Peter: I am so not competitive. In fact, I am the least non-competitive. So I win.
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Peter: Hey, anybody got a quarter?
Bill Gates: What's a quarter?
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Superman: We must stop Lex Luthor before he irradiates the world's supply of gold.
Peter: Uh hi, uh sorry, I know you got a meeting going on, but um, so we are officially running low on Mr. Pibb and Cheez-its, so um, just putting it out there if you're heading to the store later, uh, you know, uh, 800 mile drive for me, like 5 seconds for you. Whatever, I'm not here.
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Peter: Miss Cliffton! Miss Cliffton! Miss Cliffton! Miss Cliffton! Miss Cliffton! Miss Cliffton! Miss Cliffton! Miss Cliffton! Miss Cliffton! Ooo! Pick me! Miss Cliffton! Miss Cliffton! Miss Cliffton! Miss Cliffton!
Miss Clifton: Mrs. Griffin, how about you pass those out.
Peter: Damn.
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Chris: Dad, I tried to go to school but this guy won't let me.
Peter: Oh yeah? Him and what army?
Chris: The U.S. Army.
Peter: Oh, that's a good army.
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Lois: Have you been drinking?
Peter: Why, yes, I have. Thank you.
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Peter: The two of you will one day bless our home with the pitter patter of sweet little grandchildren as ugly as sin.
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