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Peter is the head of the Griffin family household. He is one of the most typical males imaginable. He's fat, loves Pawtucket Beer, and is always there for some good physical comedy. Peter used to work at a toy factory and now we're just not sure what he does...

Lois: I am not a crazy broad!
Peter: Oh, no, no, Lois, he didn't mean you're crazy like Elizabeth Taylor. He meant you're crazy, like that glue. You stick to things, y'know, like an adhesive. That's all he meant.
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Receptionist: You can't go in there...
Peter: Oh yeah? Just watch me! (smacks into a brick wall)
Receptionist: No, I mean you can't go in there because that door leads nowhere, try the door next to it.
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Peter: Guys, our money problems are over; we're officially on welfare! Come on, kids, help me scatter car parts on the front lawn.
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Peter: Lois, everyone has their sanctuary. The Catholics have churches, fat people have Wisconsin, and I have the Pawtucket Brewery.
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Peter: When I'm through with our schools our students will be so smart they will be able to program their VCRs without spilling piping hot gravy all over myself.
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Peter: Wow, that Lois is some kinda woman.
Quagmire: Yeah, just thinkin' about her makes my testicles wanna drop. Ooh, speak of the devil. Ooh, make the devils.
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Meg: I can't believe my stupid parents are going to follow around stupid old KISS, it's painful.
Peter: Not half as painful as a tire iron upside your head.
Meg: What?
Peter: I'll miss you!
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Peter: At least I'll be the fattest guy on Spooner Street who won a boat.
Fat Albert: Hey, hey, hey! I just won a boat!
Peter: Aw, Della Reese won a boat too?
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