Peter Griffin Quotes (273 - 280 out of 362)
Peter is the head of the Griffin family household. He is one of the most typical males imaginable. He's fat, loves Pawtucket Beer, and is always there for some good physical comedy. Peter used to work at a toy factory and now we're just not sure what he does...
Lois: Are you gonna miss me?
Peter: Only until I go to the newsstand and buy a Hustler.
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Peter: To the pope mobile! (Batman music)
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Peter: Oh no. I gotta fart, but I don't know which way to lean.
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Peter: Hey Fallon! Say goodnight you bum!
And this is for laughing during every comedy sketch you've ever been in! Who do you think you are, Carol Burnett? You think that she did it so it's alright for you? You haven't earned what she's earned! Alright, now where is the guy who slept with my daughter?!
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Peter: First one to the marker where that Pakistani girl fell through the ice after coming to the States to get treatment for her severely burned face which she got when the man she refused to marry dumped sulphuric acid on her wins. I win!
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(Peter crashes the Hinden-Peter)
Peter: Oh my God, Joe. I am so sorry!
Joe: How can you afford these things??
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Brian: I'll be in the basement.
Peter: Doin' what?
Brian: What do you think?
(Everyone laughs)
Stewie: Someone will have to explain that to me.
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Brian: Oh my god. They ate Tricia Takanawa.
Peter: Why? They're just gonna get hungry again in an hour.
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