Peter Griffin Quotes (281 - 288 out of 362)
Peter is the head of the Griffin family household. He is one of the most typical males imaginable. He's fat, loves Pawtucket Beer, and is always there for some good physical comedy. Peter used to work at a toy factory and now we're just not sure what he does...
Brian: You know just because you guys sung for some drunkards at a karaoke bar, doesn't mean you have talent.
Peter: Oh whatever Brian, you're just ants at a picnic.
Brian: I'm what? I'm ants at a picnic?
Peter: Uh-huh.
Brian: Yeah, ok... just wanted to make sure I heard that right.
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FBI Agent: we're relocating you to the south
Peter: THE SOUTH?! Isn't that where all the black people are lazy and the white people are all lazy too but they're mad at the black people?
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Peter: See, Meg, things always work out if you just do whatever you want without thinking about the consequences.
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Peter: This is more exciting than the time I got to ride the washing machine! (Flashback to Peter riding in their washing machine while Lois is doing laundry.)
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Peter: Let's play a game called Takin' the Fall for Daddy. If you win, I'll buy you a convertible when you get your license.
Meg: Really? Oh Daddy, now I love you again.
Peter: Oh, you're gonna make some Jewish guy a great wife.
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Lois: Hi honey. How was your physical?
Peter: Good. Good. Good...yeah, yeah. Too good, in matter of fact. You know what the doctor said? Doctor said I was too healthy. You know? In too good of shape. Don't even know how. Too good of shape.
Lois: You didn't go to your physical, did you?
Peter: No. Ahm, I did not.
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Lois: You gave up a boat for free tickets to a crappy comedy club!
Peter: Come one, Lois, you're acting like this is the first time I ever did something stupid.
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Weinstein:What do you want?
Peter: Financial advice.
Weinstein: Financial advice? How the hell do you know I'm an accountant?
Peter: Hello! Max Weinstein?!
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