Peter Griffin Quotes (305 - 312 out of 362)
Peter is the head of the Griffin family household. He is one of the most typical males imaginable. He's fat, loves Pawtucket Beer, and is always there for some good physical comedy. Peter used to work at a toy factory and now we're just not sure what he does...
Peter: The lesson here is that abusing alcohol has absolutely no negative consequences. You have your trophy and my brain cells are just fine.
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Peter: You don't have to quit the force. I mean, you could get a desk job. Eh? You could be a desk.
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Peter: If you want an autograph right now, you either got to give me a pen or some snow.
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Lois: I'm sorry for everything that's happened Peter. I guess I'm going through a phase right now where I'm only attracted to handsome men.
Peter: Well what are we supposed to do Lois? Just admitt that there's no excitement left in our marriage, go home and spend the rest of our lives looking at each other across the breakfast table talking about how much we both like Total?
Lois: Ooh, I love Total!
Peter: Ooh, actually so do I, and it's healthy for us too. OH GOD ITS STARTIN' ALREADY!
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Meg: I can't believe he's over me!
Mort: I can't belive I'm out 34 grand!
Peter: I can't believe its not butter! Stick around! More Family Guy coming up!
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Peter: I'm not gonna kill those kids. If they die I'll have nothing to watch on Wednesdays ... Other than the fine programs on Fox.
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Peter: I feel kinda guilty, giving Chris his first taste of beer...but you turned out okay, right pal?
Chris: I'm gonna go get wasted.
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Mr. Stevenson: The bank said you wouldn't have the money, because your a dead beat loser.
Peter: A fat dead beat loser? Well sir, I may not agree with what you say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it.
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