Peter Griffin Quotes (345 - 352 out of 362)
Peter is the head of the Griffin family household. He is one of the most typical males imaginable. He's fat, loves Pawtucket Beer, and is always there for some good physical comedy. Peter used to work at a toy factory and now we're just not sure what he does...
Lois: To hell with the cameras! How could we ever let them replace our little girl? Oh, I miss her, Peter.
Peter: Me, too. She's like that dorky Baldwin brother who isn't as good-looking or successful and never answers my letters, but he's still a Baldwin, damn it!
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Peter: My name is Peter Griffin...my friends call me Peter for short.
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Peter: There's gotta be an explanation for all this.
Brian: You want an explanation? God is pissed!
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Lois: Oh, "The Old Man and the Sea". I see you're getting in the mood for our cruise.
Peter: Yeah. Stupid fisherman, sitting out there on a boat yammering to himself. He doesn't even know I'm watching him.
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Peter (driving through town after the hurricane): Well, at least the open air debris field is still intact.
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Peter (to Death): Do you have a file on me?
Death: Yeah, it's somewhere in the car.
Peter: Well then you know that I ran a semester of track! (Peter starts running.)
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Peter: Lois, this is my new friend Max Weinstein! He's Jewish!
Lois: Ooooooooh, how exotic!
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Peter: This is great. Not only did I live long enough to see Meg go to her first dance but I'm taking her too. Thanks, Geritol.
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