Peter Griffin Quotes (353 - 360 out of 362)
Peter is the head of the Griffin family household. He is one of the most typical males imaginable. He's fat, loves Pawtucket Beer, and is always there for some good physical comedy. Peter used to work at a toy factory and now we're just not sure what he does...
Peter: Tonight Katie Couric guest stars as a very perky crack whore.
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6.6 outta 10 (Over 211 votes)
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Peter: Everyone knows there are only two things that can survive a nuclear holocaust: cockroaches and Twinkies. And there's a Twinkie factory in Natick!
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Bartender: You still owe me for the other rounds, which comes to 50 bucks.
Peter: I'm a foreign diplomat. I don't pay for drinks. Do you think G. Gordon Liddy paid for his drinks while he was strangling people with piano wire for the good of our nation?
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6.5 outta 10 (Over 114 votes)
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Peter to Connie: Sweet statutory, you look beautiful.
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6.5 outta 10 (Over 250 votes)
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Peter: Lois, this is my new friend Max Weinstein. He's Jewish
Lois : Oooooooooh, how exotic!
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6.3 outta 10 (Over 150 votes)
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Peter: You ever watch that show Scrubs? Lois had it on the other night, and I was kinda fading in and out, you know. I was watching and wondering..... which one is the funny guy?
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Peter: Dad, to be honest, I don't like you either. Aw, jeez, that's a terrible thing to say. I guess I am going to hell, huh.
The Pope: Peter, the good lord said to honor thy father. He never said anything about liking him.
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6.2 outta 10 (Over 322 votes)
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Lois (before peter goes on stage): Here's a little something for good luck. (Peter gets ready to kiss her)
(lois sticks a beer bong in his mouth)
Lois: NOW GO!
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6.1 outta 10 (Over 70 votes)
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