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Glen Quagmire Quotes (33 - 40 out of 42)

A fan of the ladies, Quagmire is Spooner St's resident perv. Quagmire has an unhealthy obsession with Lois, feet, and underage women. Giggity giggity.

Peter: Well guys, my vasectomy is tomorrow.
Cleveland: You poor bastard. After all, sex is pointless without potantcy.
Quagmire: That's right, you take the venom out of a cobra and what do you got? You got a...a belt.
Quote Rating: 8.3 outta 10 (Over 100 votes) - Vote Now!

Quagmire: I've never seen so many chicks in one place! Hey, hey, check out those two hotties...they're so lonely they're practicing kissing each other!
Cleveland: I don't think they're practicing...
Peter, Quagmire and Joe: Oh...oooohhhhh...OOOOOOHHHH!!!...oh...
Quote Rating: 8.2 outta 10 (Over 100 votes) - Vote Now!

Quagmire: Now that's a woman! That's a house, that's a fish, that's a bee!!!
Quote Rating: 8.1 outta 10 (Over 187 votes) - Vote Now!

Peter: Wow, that Lois is some kinda woman.
Quagmire: Yeah, just thinkin' about her makes my testicles wanna drop. Ooh, speak of the devil. Ooh, make the devils.
Quote Rating: 8.0 outta 10 (Over 477 votes) - Vote Now!

Quagmire: Peter, I can remember a dozen times when you've saved our asses
(Peter walks through a door holding a sword,like in Pulp Fiction, to his friends tied up and gagged)
Peter Griffin: Yeah, too bad I got there after the sodomy.
Quote Rating: 7.8 outta 10 (Over 165 votes) - Vote Now!

Peter:Hey, guys! Check it out. Quagmire's trying to get lucky.
Quagmire: Hey, gorgeous! You want to come home with me?
Lady: I'm with my husband.
Quagmire: Lose the zero, get with the hero!
(Husband punches Quagmire.)
Quagmire: Little violent for you, don't you think?
(Husband punches Quagmire again.)
Quagmire: I'll be right over there.
Quote Rating: 7.8 outta 10 (Over 107 votes) - Vote Now!

Quagmire: Soccer moms alll right! GIGGITY, GIGGITY,GIGGITY!
Quote Rating: 7.5 outta 10 (Over 157 votes) - Vote Now!

(Quagmire to lady)
Quagmire: If I could change the alphabet I would put "U" and "I" together.
Quote Rating: 6.7 outta 10 (Over 180 votes) - Vote Now!

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