Stewie Griffin Quotes (81 - 88 out of 182)
How many talking babies do you know bent on world domination and matricide? We'd rather only know one, Stewie Griffin. From week to week he's always try to kill Lois, fighting with Brian, and deal with his farily newfound homosexuality.
Stewie: I've read your article, too, Brian. Seems to me like you should spend less time working for the paper and more time (voice goes extremely high) workin' on that novel you've been workin' on. You (Brian hits Stewie with a book)
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Stewie (to a mother who was breastfeeding her child, after he swapped places with the kid): You call those cheap implants boobs? Those aren't boobs! They're lies!
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Stewie (after doing The Robot): I'd like to see the kid from Barney with the hearing aid do that.
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Stewie: What's that? Oh yes, yes. I love crack. I'm absolutely coo-coo for crack!
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(Stewie runs out of house naked, after a bath, and rolls in mud.)
Stewie: Look Lois! I'm not clean anymore!
(Peter-washing his car-sprays Stewie clean with the hose)
Peter: There you go.
(Stewie looks DOWN at himself in shock.)
Stewie: OH MY GOD! I'm a woman!!
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Stewie: Let me tell you something Nessa, a bullet sounds the same in every language. So stick a fucking sock in it you cow!
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Stewie: What are these? Pancakes? Oh oh, these are delectable. Good news Flappy, I've decided not to kill you!
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Stewie: Hello, mother.
Lois: Why, hello Stewie!
Stewie: Mother, life is like a box of chocolates--you never know what your gonna get. But your life is like a box of active granades!
Lois: Aww, you just want your toy back.
Stewie: Victory is mine! (Granades explode.) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH damn you all!
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