Stewie Griffin Quotes (105 - 112 out of 182)
How many talking babies do you know bent on world domination and matricide? We'd rather only know one, Stewie Griffin. From week to week he's always try to kill Lois, fighting with Brian, and deal with his farily newfound homosexuality.
Adult Stewie (after having sex with Fran): Umm...that's never happend before.
Fran: Which part? The eight seconds of sex or the 45 minutes of crying?
Stewie: Uh, I guess both. (Short pause) Do I give you money now?
Fran: Yeah, I'm gonna go.
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Stewie: [speaking to a Latina maid] So which of the Latin countries are you from: the one with the civil war, the one with the cocaine, or the one with the fancy hats?
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Stewie: I'd love to stay and chat but your a complete bitch, so bye!
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Stewie (slaps teacher): ...and thats for wearing blue socks with purple pants! EWWWWW!!!
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(Doorbell rings)
Chris: Matthew Mcconaughey?
Matthew Mcconaughey: Yeah, I'm lookin' for a guy named Stewie--
(Arrow hits him in the eye)
Matthew McConaughey: OWWWWW!
Stewie: Chris, grab his legs! I've gotta bury this thing!
Chris: But I--
Stewie: GRAB HIS LEGS!!!
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Stewie: Ummm, yeah. We couldn't run an ad that said no Portuguese, but ummm...no Portuguese.
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Stewie (picking his nose): Does this not disgust you?
Brian: Kid, you're talkin' to a guy who uses his tongue for toilet paper.
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(Stewie is eating dirt)
Stewie: I say Rupert, these crumpets you've prepared are positively devine! Mmm, excellent texture, provocative suppore, try another you say? Well, aren't I the wicked one?!
Lois: Stewie, don't eat dirt, it's disgusting.
Stewie: Oh and I suppose those billious curds you force fed me from your teet were perfectly fine then!
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