Stewie Griffin Quotes (121 - 128 out of 182)

How many talking babies do you know bent on world domination and matricide? We'd rather only know one, Stewie Griffin. From week to week he's always try to kill Lois, fighting with Brian, and deal with his farily newfound homosexuality.

Stewie: Let's see, soda, purple stuff...Sunny D, alright!
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(While playing Pacman at the bar)
Brian: Get, get the fruit. It's more points. Get the fruit.
Stewie: I'm not gonna get the fruit.
Brian: Get the fruit.
Stewie: I'm not gonna... I can't get the fruit.
Brian: Get the fruit.
Stewie: I'm not gonna... I'm not gonna get the fruit there's a ghost right there!
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Stewie: I say, Rupert, this paste is quite delicious. It's almost worth the bowel obstruction!!!
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Stewie: I'm sorry.. that's never happened to me before
Fran: Which part? The three seconds of sex, or the 45 minutes of crying?
Stewie: Well, I guess both...Do I give you money or something?
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(Stewie takes a candy bar from the counter and eats it.)
Clerk: Whoa, little guy. You gotta pay for tha!
Stewie: Go suck a rail road spike, I haven't got any money!
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Mrs. Pewterschmidt: Would you like a piece of candy?
Stewie: I smell death on you.
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Stewie (reading to Meg and Chris): "Garfield at Large", by Jim Davis. Now as you can see in this panel, Garfield doesn't care for Nermal. But like him or not, Nermal is here to stay! Or is he? Let's read on.
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Stewie (drunk): I think you...are a special person....now now now...come on...I'm being...I'm being serious...for...for a second...are...are you gonna listen to me? Are you gonna listen to me...so I...can tell you that I respect you? (Knocks over champagne glass.)
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