Stewie Griffin Quotes (145 - 152 out of 182)
How many talking babies do you know bent on world domination and matricide? We'd rather only know one, Stewie Griffin. From week to week he's always try to kill Lois, fighting with Brian, and deal with his farily newfound homosexuality.
(Stewie is dreaming: He's sitting on the porch of a colonial house, in clonial outfi.)
Stewie: It's good to have land.
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Stewie (after imitating Rocky IV): You know, there are three hours until the exam.
Brian: Oh crap! And all we’ve done is work out!
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Brian: Peter, if you just let me talk, I'll explain to you why you shouldn't do this.
Peter: Later, later Brian, I gotta do something people will remember me for. Which is why I've invented a new type of flying machine.
Stewie: You know, I vaguely recall seeing footage somewhere of something exactly like this, which leads me to believe this probably won't work.
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Stewie: You know, it is so fashionable to take a shot at Jay Leno. Look, the fact is the man is out there every bloody night with fresh material and he's charming.
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Stewie: DAMN YOU VILE WOMAN!
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Stewie: It seems with death incapacitated, my matricidal efforts are futile. (Stewie looks around checking to make sure no one is around.) Nick nack paddy whack, give a dog a bone.
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(Lois walks in on Stewie torturing a bully)
Stewie: We're playing house...
Lois: But that kid is all tied up!
Stewie: Roman Polanski's house.
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Stewie: The ruptured capillaries in your nose belie the clarity of your wisdom.
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