Stewie Griffin Quotes (153 - 160 out of 182)
How many talking babies do you know bent on world domination and matricide? We'd rather only know one, Stewie Griffin. From week to week he's always try to kill Lois, fighting with Brian, and deal with his farily newfound homosexuality.
Stewie: Machiavelli! You've told me nothing I don’t already know! Ah Sun Zhu's The Art of War.
Lois: Stewie, those books aren’t for babies. Here. Watch the Teletubbies.
Stewie: How dare you! That book may hold the key to my enslaving of all mankind.
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Stewie (after breaking the tail off of Brian's mothers stuffed carcass): Loosen up, the old gal doesn't have much to wag about these days anyway.
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Little Asian Girl: Hey Stewie, do you want to complete our rainbow?
Stewie: Dear God, I've been adopted by a Benetton ad.
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Stewie: I say, am I to spend the entire day wallowing around in my own feces? A little service here.
Peter: Hey stinky. Have we got big plans for you.
Stewie: Plans? What the devil are you talking about?
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Stewie (to Chris, who's calling from the jungle): Do the women there have exposed clitoratae?
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Louis: Aww, look! Stewie drew a picture for his mommy!
Clevland: Show us the picture.
Stewie: No, no, no nothing to see here. (Lois shows the picture.)
Man 1: Oh, it's a time machine!
Stewie: No, it's a...blast what do kids draw these days? Uh...
Man 2: Why, of course it is! Here's where the flux capacitor goes.
Man 3: Yeah, I can't wait to build one of these myself!
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Stewie: Why you toddering, fen-sucked dewberry! I'm going to go find something to strike you with! Excuse me.
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Lois: Stewie, say hi to our new neighbor, Officer Swanson.
Stewie: You will bow to me!
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