Stewie Griffin Quotes (161 - 168 out of 182)
How many talking babies do you know bent on world domination and matricide? We'd rather only know one, Stewie Griffin. From week to week he's always try to kill Lois, fighting with Brian, and deal with his farily newfound homosexuality.
Stewie: Ohhh! She has the voice of an angel...not to mention a balcony you could do Shakespeare from!
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Stewie: Hey Brian, Marion just called you an alcoholic.
Brian: Oh yeah, well she just called you a homo!!
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Genie: I am here to grant you three wishes.
Lois: Peter, three wishes. Oh this is so exciting.
Meg: I want a new hat.
Chris: I want a new hat.
Stewie: I want them to have new hats!
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Stewie (trying to act nice): Brian--knock knock!
Brian: This is stupid.
Stewie: Come on--knock knock!
Brian: Okay, who's there?
Stewie: It's Stewie and he's always going to be there for you!
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7.3 outta 10 (Over 94 votes)
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Stewie: Uh, there's a half-dead-fat-man eating a dead-fat-man...am I the only one who realized? Oh, okay...
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7.2 outta 10 (Over 265 votes)
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(Lois picks Stewie up and puts him in the baby carrier she's wearing) Put me down, you lazy skank!!
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Stewie: Hey Bria...what?
Brian: I didn't say anything.
Stewie: Oh...I...I thought you...you interrupted...me. Don't interrupt me!
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7.2 outta 10 (Over 95 votes)
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Stewie: Whether you think you can or you can't, you're right.
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7.1 outta 10 (Over 167 votes)
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