Stewie Griffin Quotes (169 - 176 out of 182)
How many talking babies do you know bent on world domination and matricide? We'd rather only know one, Stewie Griffin. From week to week he's always try to kill Lois, fighting with Brian, and deal with his farily newfound homosexuality.
Stewie (making fun of the contents of a candy jar at his grandparents' house): Oh, oh...look at this...a spare key for a Volkswagen Scirocco...they don't even make those any more! They don't even make that car anymore!! Whose keys are these?
Later...
Lois: Well it sure was nice of Mayor West to drop the kidnapping charges.
Brian: It's amazing. All he asked for in return was the key to a Volkswagen Scirocco.
Stewie: You're welcome!
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7.0 outta 10 (Over 101 votes)
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Stewie: So broccoli, mother says your good for me,well I'm afraid i'm not good for you!
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6.9 outta 10 (Over 335 votes)
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Stewie (Inside Peter's Body in rocketship): Hey, you know what today is? A bad day to be a sperm!
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6.9 outta 10 (Over 141 votes)
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Stewie: Oh! Oh! This story is so good, it must be fattening!
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Stewie: No, no, no! I don't think so. It's not that I have ideological differences, I'm just not a hat person.
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6.8 outta 10 (Over 170 votes)
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Stewie: Victory is mine!
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6.6 outta 10 (Over 69 votes)
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Stewie: "Ahh..did I remember to turn the stove off?...Yes."
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Lois: I know you don’t like broccoli Stewie, but you'll thank me when you grow up big and strong like your father.
Stewie: A compelling argument. You've swayed me, woman. Mmmm. That is good. Oh I feel stronger already. Mmmm it's good tasting and good for you.
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6.6 outta 10 (Over 56 votes)
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