Stewie Griffin Quotes (177 - 182 out of 182)
How many talking babies do you know bent on world domination and matricide? We'd rather only know one, Stewie Griffin. From week to week he's always try to kill Lois, fighting with Brian, and deal with his farily newfound homosexuality.
Stewie: Go on, hot wire it!
Brian: Hot wire? I don't even pump my own gas.
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(Stewie has shrunk himself and inserted himself into Peter's body to kill sperm. He doesn't want a little brother until he meets his match--his sperm brother who looks and acts like him.)
Stewie: You hate Lois? I hate Lois too! What, what else do you hate?
Sperm Bro: People who send pictures of their families as Christmas Cards!
Stewie: People who use the word "guesstimate."
Sperm Bro: Guys who wear sandals with socks!
Stewie & Sperm Bro in unison: JASON PATRICK! (flap hands effiminently, jump up and down and say "EWWWW!" together).
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Quagmire: Hey there spud in the mud.
Stewie: Oh god do you bathe in Aqua Velva?
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Brian: Umm...where are the toilets?
New Yorker Editor: Oh, no one at The New Yorker has an anus.
Gary Coleman as Stewie: Whatcha talkin' 'bout vile woman?!
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Stewie: Die, Lois!
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You know Brian, just because you can't feel your teeth doesn't mean the girl can't feel your insults.
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