Tom Tucker Quotes (9 - 16 out of 19)
Tom Tucker's your classic narcisstic news guy. Plus he's guy a son with an upside down face. Weird.
Tom Tucker: Stay tuned for our special investigative report on the clitoris, "Nature's Rubik's Cube".
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8.4 outta 10 (Over 321 votes)
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Tom Tucker: In other news, the man that has done more drugs than any other human being on the planet was killed today by a pack of rabid dogs he thought he saw.
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8.2 outta 10 (Over 216 votes)
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Tom Tucker: Can my wife Stacey get you anything?
Stacey: Go to hell Tom.
Tom Tucker: Already there hun.
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8.1 outta 10 (Over 189 votes)
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Tom Tucker:..And for those of you wondering what ive been writing on this piece of paper as we head to a commercial...It's a cat...just a cat.
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Tom Tucker: So, Dustin, it's been a while. I gotta say, you look great.
Dustin Hoffman: [As Ben Braddock] Are you trying to seduce me, Mr. Tucker?
Tom Tucker: I am not tying to seduce you, Dustin Hoffman. You really look great.
Dustin Hoffman: [As Rain Man] Uh oh, 12 minutes to Wapner.
Tom Tucker: Yes, I understand your hectic schedule. Well, Dustin, we really appreciate you taking the time to be with us here at the studio. If there's anything I can ever do for you ...
Dustin Hoffman: [As Captain Hook] Bring me Peter Pan!
Tom Tucker: I'll keep my eye out for him. Thanks, Dustin.
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8.1 outta 10 (Over 393 votes)
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Tom Tucker: Well, I believe I speak for everyone when I say all the New Yorkers can go fornicate themselves with a steel rod.
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8.0 outta 10 (Over 498 votes)
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Tom Tucker: Well Diane, theres something you're gonna have to get used to. Men running away form you.
Diane Simmons: Shut up Tom, you're so far in the closet you're finding Christmas presents!
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7.9 outta 10 (Over 526 votes)
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Diane- Tom's dared me to do the news topless, I've got the goods but do I have the guts? Find out at 11.
Tom- That's breaking news and maybe Diane's Boobs later tonight.
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