Tom Tucker Quotes (17 - 19 out of 19)
Tom Tucker's your classic narcisstic news guy. Plus he's guy a son with an upside down face. Weird.
Tricia: So Meg, how does it feel to be the center of attention?
Meg: Oh my god, you talkin to me? Are you talkin to me? (gasp) Ok, Ok, well, I thought a lot about it, and I...
Tricia: And here comes David Bowie!
Tricia: David, what bings you all the way to...
David Bowie: Shhhhhh! Oh baby, just you shut your mouth.
Tricia: Ooooh!Me love to meet Ziggy Stardust!I take you home!I make you fish ball soup!Fish ball!
Tom Tucker: Thank you, Tricia, for setting your people back a thousand years...
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Tom Tucker: In other news, Lando Griffin, a popular student at a local high school was killed last night when his motorcycle careened off dead man's curve. Police were baffled when no body was found at the scene, but decided it was best not to ask questions and just let everyone get on with their lives.
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Tom Tucker:..and for those of you wondering what ive been writing on this piece of paper as we head to a commercial.....it's a cat. Just a cat.
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