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Peter: While I'm at it give me all these copies of "Marie Claire." Ya know in case I wanna rub out that easy one before I get Lois into bed tonight.
Mort: Kathleen Turner's on page 45.
Peter: Kathleen Turner..ehh let's see how she looks..oh that's a shame.
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Meg (to Peter): You can't sell me you fat son of a bitch!
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Neil (to Lois as she straddled him): Oooo....you're bending it....
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