And the Wiener Is ... Quotes (1 - 7 out of 7)
Quagmire: Hey there sweetie, how old are you?
Connie: 16.
Quagmire: 18? You're first.
Connie: Mom!
Quagmire: I like where this is goin'! Giggidy, giggidy, gig-gi-dy!
Quote Rating:
9.4 outta 10 (Over 1453 votes)
- Vote Now!
Meg: Everybody! Guess what I am?
Stewie: Hm, the end result of a drunken back-seat grope-fest and a broken prophylactic?
Quote Rating:
9.3 outta 10 (Over 750 votes)
- Vote Now!
Peter: Lois, um, go get the medical dictionary and look up "fork" and "lung."
Lois: Why?
Peter: Time is a factor, Lois.
Quote Rating:
9.2 outta 10 (Over 508 votes)
- Vote Now!
Meg: Mom guess what! I made the Flag Girl squad
Stewie: Flag Girl? Ummmm, yes good for you... Now you can be somewhere else when the boys don't call!
Quote Rating:
9.2 outta 10 (Over 284 votes)
- Vote Now!
Gun advocate: Guns don't kill people, dangerous minorities do.
Quote Rating:
9.1 outta 10 (Over 562 votes)
- Vote Now!
Stewie: Good shot! Made my brown-eye blue with that one!
Brian: Yeah, well the next one's aimed right at your head!
(Stewie jumps out from behind the tree with a rocket launcher.)
Brian: What the hell?
Stewie: Now is the winter of your discontent!
Quote Rating:
8.3 outta 10 (Over 65 votes)
- Vote Now!
Peter: First one to the marker where that Pakistani girl fell through the ice after coming to the States to get treatment for her severely burned face which she got when the man she refused to marry dumped sulphuric acid on her wins. I win!
Quote Rating:
8.0 outta 10 (Over 304 votes)
- Vote Now!
|
