Blind Ambition Quotes (1 - 4 out of 4)
God: Here, let me light that for you, babe.
(Zap with Thunderbolt to the cigarette)
Girl: Hey, thanks!
God: Yep, magic fingers (chuckles).
(Zap with Thunderbolt to the girl incinerating her.)
God: Jesus Christ!
Jesus: What?
God: Get the Escalade! We're outta here!
Quote Rating:
9.3 outta 10 (Over 360 votes)
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Cleveland: I must say, I do feel a strange satisfation watchin' the black ball topple all those self-righteous white pins.
Joe: Can't blame 'em for being self-righteous, the black ball's in their neighborhood uninvited.
Cleveland: The black ball's done nothing wrong.
Joe: If the black ball's innocent it has nothing to fear.
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8.6 outta 10 (Over 231 votes)
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Diane: Today, a local man charged for peeping in the women's bathroom at the Quahog Bowling Alley.
Tom Tucker: Coming up, Diane's weight.
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7.5 outta 10 (Over 223 votes)
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Peter: You ever watch that show Scrubs? Lois had it on the other night, and I was kinda fading in and out, you know. I was watching and wondering..... which one is the funny guy?
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6.3 outta 10 (Over 156 votes)
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