Brian Does Hollywood Quotes (1 - 8 out of 8)
Stewie: I was under the impression the name of the show was "Kids Say the Darndest Things," not "Old Black Comedians Never Shut the Hell Up."
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Bill Cosby: Stewie, what do you think candy is made out of?
Stewie Griffin: Sunshine and farts! What the hell kind of question is that?!
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9.3 outta 10 (Over 521 votes)
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Stewie: Easy! Massage the scalp. You're washing a baby's hair, not scrubbing vomit off your Christmas dress, you holiday drunk.
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9.0 outta 10 (Over 397 votes)
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Producer: It's like 'Bang The Drum Slowly', except the drum is a chick.
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8.1 outta 10 (Over 155 votes)
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Peter: Did you hear that, Lois? We're goin' to Hollywood, where the people are sexy and clever and they always say somethin' funny right before the commercial break.
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7.4 outta 10 (Over 216 votes)
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Brian: There's a woodpecker on your head.
Keanu Reeves: Yeah, he comes and goes.
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7.4 outta 10 (Over 240 votes)
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Brian: Hey, you know what might be a thrill for you guys?
Chris: Ooh, ooh, eating a pebble!
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7.2 outta 10 (Over 249 votes)
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Jasper (Brian's cousin): Do you like Sex and the City?
Brian: Yeah, it's an okay show.
Jasper: I wasn't talking about the show! OOOOOO! I'M NASTY!
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6.8 outta 10 (Over 99 votes)
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