Brian Goes Back To College Quotes (1 - 5 out of 5)
Stewie: Uh you've reached stewie and brian, we're not here right now, uh and if this is mom, uh send money because we're college students and we need money for books...and highlighters...and.... ramen noodles...and condoms, for sexual relations with our classmates.
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Stewie: I've read your article, too, Brian. Seems to me like you should spend less time working for the paper and more time (voice goes extremely high) workin' on that novel you've been workin' on. You (Brian hits Stewie with a book)
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Stewie (after imitating Rocky IV): You know, there are three hours until the exam.
Brian: Oh crap! And all we’ve done is work out!
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Lois: So Meg, did you do anything interesting last night.
Meg (trying to think of something to say): Oh...yeah. I went out with this real nice guy...whose name is...Ronnie...Mitchell-...stork......and he's the captain of the...soccer...ball...team.
Lois: OK, as long as you're having (hehe)...safe (hahaha)...sex (HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA). Ooh, YOU LITTLE LIAR!
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Brian: Umm...where are the toilets?
New Yorker Editor: Oh, no one at The New Yorker has an anus.
Gary Coleman as Stewie: Whatcha talkin' 'bout vile woman?!
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