Dammit Janet Quotes (1 - 8 out of 8)
Lois: A flight attendant? Wow, that does sound exciting. What made you change your mind?
Peter: Just my desire to see you happy.
Lois: Aww .... (hugs peter)
Peter: And to exploit your hard labour for free travel and fun.
Lois: What?
Peter: Shhh ... I didn't say anything. Go to sleep crazy lady.
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8.8 outta 10 (Over 383 votes)
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Stewie: Duck, duck, (slaps Janet on the head) GOOSE!
Janet cries.
Stewie: Oh come on I barely hit you! See this is why people don't respect the WNBA!
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8.4 outta 10 (Over 139 votes)
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Stewie: HA! That's so funny I forgot to laugh... excluding that first Ha.
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8.2 outta 10 (Over 362 votes)
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Peter: Wait, wait, wait, wait a second. You're tellin' me that I came all the way to Kentucky to get some of your fried chicken, and the Colonel isn't even workin' today?!?
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8.2 outta 10 (Over 598 votes)
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Stewie (slapping a girl in his daycare on the butt): Just look at that butt, that is a tight butt....hmmm
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8.2 outta 10 (Over 97 votes)
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Lois: I've seen that crappy Julia Roberts movie forty-seven times. Have you seen the lips on that woman? Like a baboon's ass on her face.
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8.0 outta 10 (Over 222 votes)
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Lois: It's like I always tell the kids, a quitter never wins and don't trust whitie.
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7.1 outta 10 (Over 226 votes)
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Announcer: We now return to "The Communists".
Father: I hear report cards vere handed out today. Vot were your grades?
Son: Uhhh...uhhh...uhhh....
Mother: Qvit Stalin and answer your father.
(canned laughter)
Mother: Go ahead, honey, and tell us your...Marx.
(canned laughter)
Son: Do I Krushchev?
Krushshev: Did somebody say Krushshev?
(everyone dances)
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7.0 outta 10 (Over 123 votes)
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