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Peter: I don't say this often enough, but, uh, I'm gonna die.
Lois: Oh my God.
Stewie: High five! Anyone? Anyone?
Quote Rating: 9.1 outta 10 (Over 481 votes) - Vote Now!

Peter: I've had a good life. And you can always be proud of your father and all of his accomplishments.
Meg: What accomplishments?
Peter: Go to your room.
Quote Rating: 8.5 outta 10 (Over 251 votes) - Vote Now!

Stewie (to Death): Email me at lois must die (all one word) at yahoo.com.
Quote Rating: 8.4 outta 10 (Over 306 votes) - Vote Now!

Peter: Hey how did you get that?
Death: It was mailed to me by your HMO.
Peter: Woah, just because my doctor was hitting on me doesn't mean you have to call him names.
Quote Rating: 8.4 outta 10 (Over 156 votes) - Vote Now!

Meg: You could kill all the girls who are prettier than me.
Death: Well, that would just leave England.
Quote Rating: 8.3 outta 10 (Over 267 votes) - Vote Now!

Peter: I'm not gonna kill those kids. If they die I'll have nothing to watch on Wednesdays ... Other than the fine programs on Fox.
Quote Rating: 7.6 outta 10 (Over 201 votes) - Vote Now!

Stewie: It seems with death incapacitated, my matricidal efforts are futile. (Stewie looks around checking to make sure no one is around.) Nick nack paddy whack, give a dog a bone.
Quote Rating: 7.5 outta 10 (Over 280 votes) - Vote Now!

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