E. Peterbus Unum Quotes (9 - 10 out of 10)

Peter (while digging a hole for a pool): Kids, promise me you won't go swimming without a lifeguard. It's my duty as a parent to make sure you're safe.....hehehehehe....doody.....hehehehe....diarrhea. Hey, Lois....diarrhea."
Lois: Oh Peter, I'm carrying iced tea.
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Bartender: You still owe me for the other rounds, which comes to 50 bucks.
Peter: I'm a foreign diplomat. I don't pay for drinks. Do you think G. Gordon Liddy paid for his drinks while he was strangling people with piano wire for the good of our nation?
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