Emission Impossible Quotes (1 - 8 out of 10)
Lois: Peter,why are we stopped?
Peter: Yeah, I'll have three cheeseburgers...
Lois: Peter for God's sakes she's havin' a baby!
Peter: Oh that's right...and a kid's meal... and uh,I, I guess I'll have fries...if I have fries is anyone else gonna have any? Cuz,uh I don't wanna be the only one eatin' them... I'll feel like a fatty.
Quote Rating:
9.4 outta 10 (Over 562 votes)
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TELEVISION ANNOUNCER: We now return to the Smurfs...
(on television screen)
Smurf #1: Hey, did you have a good time last night?
Smurf #2: Smurf-tacular!
Smurf #1: Yeah, I saw you leave with Smurfette.
Smurf #2: Oh man, as soon as we got out of the bar, she started smurfing me.
Smurf #1: Shut the Smurf up!
Smurf #2: Yeah!
Smurf #1: Right in the Smurfing parking lot?
Smurf #2: Smurf-Yeah!
Smurf #1: Oh! That is freaking Smurf!
Quote Rating:
9.4 outta 10 (Over 570 votes)
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(Peter and Brian are setting up a crib for the expected baby.)
Brian: Insert Rod A into Rod Support B.
Peter: That's what she--
Brian: If you say that's what she said one more time I'm gonna pop you.
Quote Rating:
8.9 outta 10 (Over 128 votes)
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Stewie: God, all this work keeping people from having sex, now i know how the Catholic church feels!
Quote Rating:
8.9 outta 10 (Over 186 votes)
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Stewie: Another baby? But, but I'm the baby. Why the deuce would they want to replace me? My, my cheeks are pinchable, my bottom is smooth, my laugh is heartwarming. Aha ha ha ha ho ho ho! What's that? I certainly am not overreacting! What the devil do you think happened to Bobby when they added cousin Oliver to the Brady bunch?
(Cut to the Brady family sitting around the table)
Mom: Oliver, did you break this vase?
Oliver: No the floor did (the family all laughs)
Boy: He's so cute.
(Bobby emerges from a door)
Bobby: Hey everybody I...
Dad: Bobby, you get back in the garage! (Thrusts end of broom into Bobby.)
Bobby: Ow, ow!
Quote Rating:
8.2 outta 10 (Over 220 votes)
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Stewie: Let's see, soda, purple stuff...Sunny D, alright!
Quote Rating:
8.1 outta 10 (Over 178 votes)
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Lois: Nurse this woman is in labor!
Mayor Adam West: Excuse me, I was here first... My leg is asleep!!
Quote Rating:
7.9 outta 10 (Over 329 votes)
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Stewie (Inside Peter's Body in rocketship): Hey, you know what today is? A bad day to be a sperm!
Quote Rating:
6.9 outta 10 (Over 141 votes)
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