Fast Times at Buddy Cianci Jr. High Quotes (9 - 16 out of 20)
Brian Griffin: Aiight, aiight, so I'm chillin with my homies in Verona, when my homie busts out with "Yo, Romeo, check out that biatch, Juilet, in the window." The problem is, Juilet's peeps are like East Coast rappers, and my posse's representin' West Siiiide, just like my boys Tupac and Biggie, know what I'm sayin?
Student 1: That's racist man.
Student 2: Yeah man, that's just straight ig'nant.
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8.7 outta 10 (Over 123 votes)
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Ugly Girl: You mean I could be a prostitute?
Brian: Yeah sure, but in your case I would get the money up front.
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8.6 outta 10 (Over 200 votes)
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Mrs. Lockheart: "What do you see here Chris?"
Chris: "Two D's and an F."
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8.6 outta 10 (Over 201 votes)
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Stewie (after doing The Robot): I'd like to see the kid from Barney with the hearing aid do that.
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8.5 outta 10 (Over 256 votes)
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Matt Damon: Ah there. Finished. Good Will Hunting by Matt Damon.
Ben Affleck: Hey, uh, you think we could put both our names on there?
Matt Damon: What? You've done nothing but eat Breyers and smoke pot for the last six months.
Ben Affleck: Oh that's ridiculous! C'mon, I helped.
Matt Damon: Oh yeah? Okay, uh, write a line. Just, just right now, just pitch me a line. Right now.
Ben Affleck: Okay (farts). How about that?
Matt Damon: That wasn't a line. You just farted.
Ben Affleck: Is there anymore pot?
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8.4 outta 10 (Over 201 votes)
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Brian (as Mark Twain): Well kids I better be getting back to the 1800's in my time steamboat (goes behind the desk).
Brian: Sorry I'm late. Did I miss anything?
Chris: Yeah! Captain Crunch was here!
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8.3 outta 10 (Over 136 votes)
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Peter: Miss Cliffton! Miss Cliffton! Miss Cliffton! Miss Cliffton! Miss Cliffton! Miss Cliffton! Miss Cliffton! Miss Cliffton! Miss Cliffton! Ooo! Pick me! Miss Cliffton! Miss Cliffton! Miss Cliffton! Miss Cliffton!
Miss Clifton: Mrs. Griffin, how about you pass those out.
Peter: Damn.
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8.2 outta 10 (Over 177 votes)
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Stewie: Those jugs are mine until all the milk dries up. Then you can have the remains!
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8.0 outta 10 (Over 191 votes)
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