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Stewie: It wasn't even about the eggs, really. Frankly, I like the yolks. I have no problem. There's always been a lot of tension between Lois and me. And it's not so much that I want to kill her, it's just, I want her not to be alive anymore. I sometimes wonder if all women are this difficult. And then I think to myself, 'My God wouldn't it be marvelous if i turned out to be a homosexual?'
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Stewie: There's always been a lot of tension between Lois and me, and it's not so much that I want to kill her, it's just, I want her not to be alive anymore.
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Peter: Woah! Is that really the blood of Christ?
Priest: Yes.
Peter: Man, that guy must have been wasted 24 hours a day, huh?
Quote Rating: 8.7 outta 10 (Over 465 votes) - Vote Now!

Stewie: What the hell is this? I said egg whites only! Are you trying to give me a bloody heart attack? (Smashes breakfast into wall.) Make it again!!
Quote Rating: 8.2 outta 10 (Over 153 votes) - Vote Now!

Peter: You know, some people think that dandlions are weeds, but, you know, I always think, who the hell decided tulips were so great?
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Peter: If you want an autograph right now, you either got to give me a pen or some snow.
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Lois: A good breakfast is the foundation of a good day.
Brian: And a bad breakfast is the foundation of indigestion! HEYOOOOOOOOOO! Hi, I'm Brian.
Quote Rating: 5.9 outta 10 (Over 63 votes) - Vote Now!

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